Movember Supporters: Genny & Maya!

Stache Pros, by Genny M:

1. You can play hide-and-go seek with your fingertips.
2. They’re a perfect storage space for crumbs and other savory treats you’d like to save for a more intimate moments.
3. You can whip out your fancy moustache comb and start grooming yourself in the middle of an important meeting and immediately be offered a promotion and company car.
4. You can get away with saying stuff like “indubitably” and “Jarvis, get my monocle, I want to read this morning’s London Times.”
5. It’s a sure-fire way to scare girls into going out with you. Because let’s just face it, moustaches give a certain ‘convicted sex offender’ look to anyone who sports them…which, in the dating world, is something you definitely want to advertise.

 *** Maya's Anti-Stache Bullet Points ****

1.  Paired with aviator shades, your face will look like a clichéd 70's cop, who will "shake you down" and ask you where the cocaine stash is!
2. Women and children cross the street to avoid brushing past you.
3. When getting freaky in the sheets your woman will undoubtedly fantasize about Tom Selleck, because he is the only man on Earth that can wear a strip of hair over his lip and still look sexy.
4. On a -30 degree day your inevitable nose drippings will create a lovely design of boogersicles dangling from your upper lip.
5. t looks like your eyebrows had a child and then made your lips babysit.